5 Dirty French Phrases to Say in Bed

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They work, even if your partner doesn’t speak French.

I’m not an exceptionally good-looking man, but I’ve had an interesting romantic life, and a dynamic sex life. They even intersect at times.

Knowing how to talk dirty effectively — to speak in a way that turns your partner on immediately — is a key factor in keeping everyone happy in the bedroom.

These dirty French expressions (or their English translations, which I also provide) are a great way to get the ball rolling when it comes to dirty talk.

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When I reflect on the relationships I’ve had with different women over the past dozen years, I realize that while I might not have “the moves” or “the looks”, I do have a set of seemingly unrelated skills which certain women find appealing.

Writing is one of them; I’ve had more than one woman approach me for sex as a result of reading my erotica. This is why I believe that being yourself is actually the best way to seduce women.

I’m also a decent singer, a fighter practiced in multiple disciplines, and I can cook. I’m not incredible at any of these things, but my mere participation in these types of activities has been enough to turn the heads of women with compatible interests.

Oh, and I speak French fluently. Did I bury the lead?

As difficult as it is to explain, some people find the French language (and French accents) exceptionally arousing. Rather than write an article about why people find French sexy, I figured I’d teach you a few phrases that will help you turn your partner on. You know, assuming they’re one of those people.