Kinkster’s Wedding Vows

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I take thee whore

To be my wedded wife

To have and to hold

Except on Mondays, when you’re held by the harness attached to our swing

From this day forward, except on Tuesdays

When you visit our friend Kevin and I try to pick up single women

For better or worse, I’ll always spank you

When we roleplay as richer, or poorer

In sickness and in health

I’ll dress up as a doctor

To love and to cherish

Except on Wednesdays, when we get into heavier impact play

Till death do us part

Or until we amenably decide to separate

Because we’re reasonable people who love each other

And thereto I pledge thee my cock

Except on Sundays

When we don’t have sex

We just stare into each others’ eyes

And sit together